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Hobbits Mashed Potatoes (Po-tay-toes) - DnD, Fantasy, Video Game Inspired Recipes
Ingredients
- 5 large russet potatoes
- 6 tbsp butter melted
- 1 cup half and half
- salt
- pepper
Instructions
- Peel the potatoes and cut into approximately 1 inch cubes.
- Place potatoes into a large pot with cold, salted water. Ensure the water line sits about 1 inch above the potatoes.
- Turn the heat to high and bring the water and po-tay-toes to a boil. Reduce heat to avoid boiling over. Boil the potatoes for about 15 minutes, or until they can be broken with a fork with no resistance.
- Drain the water.
- Mash the potatoes. You can mash enough to leave some chunks, or mash until completely smooth. It is up to your preference!
- While you mash, add the melted butter. Then, add the half and half a little bit at a time until you reach the desired consistency. Add the salt and pepper to taste.
- Plate and serve the po-tay-toes by itself or as a side to our Hearty Pork Shoulder Roast!
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